Ex-employer asks employee to write a positive review for them on a third-party platform—employee leaves them a scathing 1-star review and gets their fake positive reviews removed: 'I reported the 3 new 4.5-star reviews for manipulation'

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Toxic ex-boss begs me to leave a company review. I give him exactly what he asked for.

For context: 1 (29M) recently quit my job as a specialist at a small planning and design firm somewhere in Germany. The place was a mess. The pay was a joke, the leadership was completely unpredictable, and they expected me to do the job of a fully qualified project manager (like planning the entire renovation of a large municipal facility) without the
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pay or the support. The turnover was crazy. Three of my colleagues quit around the same time and during my 4 years there, my boss went through 5 different assistants. I eventually packed my bags and moved to a different city for a fresh start.
A week after my last day, my former boss texted me. He casually asked me to "please leave a review" for the firm on a popular local job review site (basically our equivalent of Glassdoor). He genuinely thought we parted on great terms and assumed I'd drop a 5-star rating to boost their C py score. I just rolled my eyes and ghosted him.
Fast forward to a few days ago. I checked the company's page and saw three brand new 4.5-star reviews posted in the same week. They were so obviously faked by management. They all used the exact same HR buzzwords ("great work-life balance", "amazing health benefits", which was literally just 15 minutes of stretching on Wednesdays, lol) and magically praised all the exact things people usually complained about.
At this point, I remembered his text. He wanted a review? Fine. Let's comply. I sat down and wrote a brutally honest, mathematically precise review. I kept it completely professional and entirely subjective ("In my experience...", "I felt that...") so they couldn't legally sue me to take it down. I gave them 1 and 2 stars in almost every category, explicitly mentioning the lack of support, the horrible communication, and the heavy workload.
But I didn't stop there. While I was at it, I contacted the platform's support team and reported the three new 4.5- star reviews for manipulation, pointing out the identical wording and the fact that they were posted at the exact same time. Less than four hours later, two of the three fake reviews were nuked by the platform. The automatic spam filter probably caught them because my boss was dumb enough to write them from the same office PC/IP address.
With his fake reviews gone and my honest 1-star review dragging the average down even further, panic mode set in. How do I know? Because my ex-boss texted me again. This time the message was full of typos, desperately asking if I could please leave a good review to help them out. He has absolutely no idea that I am the one who tanked his rating and reported his fakes. I left him on read again.
The cherry on top: A buddy of mine who still works there texted me yesterday. He said my review perfectly hit the nail on the head. He also mentioned that since the review dropped, management has suddenly been acting super nice and accommodating to everyone out of pure fear that more people will quit.
TL;DR: Toxic boss asks me to review his company after I quit. He fakes his own positive reviews to boost the score. I report his fake reviews (getting them deleted) and leave the brutally honest 1-star review he specifically asked for. Boss panics and begs me again, not knowing I'm the one who ruined his score.
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Fire-Marauder My company has asked the same thing after someone left an honest bad review. I can tell who left good reviews after asking us to leave good reviews...it should be illegal
CoffeeExtraCream Bravo sir. This was well played malicious compliance. And as they say, be careful what you wish for.
TRAUMAjunkie wrote a brutally honest, mathematically precise review Germany I would expect nothing less
Geminii27 Tell the buddy, and anyone else he can talk to off the clock, to leave similar 1-star reviews. See how panicked the boss can get.
dedayyt Wow! Maybe your review was a wake up call for management to treat their employees better? At least for a month or two. You done good.
Ipsolpsum Chef's kiss! For some reason, it feels even more satisfying that you didn't do it right after leaving. It wasn't in a moment of anger, it was a practical and reasonable response to their bad behavior. The fact that they explicitly asked you to do it just makes it sooo much more fun!
BearRevolutionary273 operating out of pure fear that everyone will quit In a perfect world, this is the way businesses would operate.
Talwyn_Wize The fact that they now act nice tells me they always could, knew they should, but never would. That makes it even more horrifying in my eyes.

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